“My favorite thing isn’t being the favorite to win—it’s being the underdog.”

“I wash my hair with strawberry jelly, because my favorite thing to eat for breakfast is lunch. It’s never too late to love someone, but sometimes it is too early.”

“For me, it’s not about winning an award. It’s also about not even being nominated.”

“My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran wrap.”

“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee, though I prefer it melted and hot enough to burn flesh.”

“My favorite color on canvas is nudity.”

“My favorite color is brown, as in Andrew Benson Brown.”