“My girlfriend Likes Sex and the City. Trouble is, I live in the country.”
“Any city in any country, including my own hometown, was to me just another place where I might live or might not live.”
“I love the cultural and intellectual stimulation of living in a city, but I also want the beauty and tranquility of the country where I can imagine my love stories and bring them to life on paper.”
“My friend had sex with half of all the women in the city. I think he had sex with the lower half of all the women.”
“Daily there have to be many troubles and trials in every house, city, and country. No station in life is free of suffering and pain, both from your own, like your wife or children or household help or subjects, and from the outside, from your neighbors and all sorts of accidental trouble.”
“My sex life is Ok. Specifically, Oklahoma City.”