“My list of chores is a little too important to include in my list of life’s goals.”
“It's Not Important To Delete You From My Facebook Friends List Already I Bocked You From My Heart List .Samia Gallabi”
“normal person's weekly chore list:1. clean kitchen.2. clean bathroom.3. clean entire rest of domicile.cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets.”
“Grocery lists I lost; my shit list was forever.”
“Pity isn't the only thing I don't do. Princesses are high on my lists too.”
“Number one on my list of things to do before I die is become immortal. Obviously there is no number two on my list.”