“My love disappeared, along with the evidence of her dead body.”

“I loved her so much, but she vanished from my life. She didn’t just suddenly disappear, but she slowly began losing her opacity until eventually her transparency was 100%.”

“I covered up my mistakes—with dirt, like you’d do with any other dead bodies.”

“Bury the truth, along with the bodies of the disbelievers.”

“She wanted to know if I loved her, so I texted her a picture of a dead bird.”

“I clench your love in my butt cheeks, along with all my hard-earned cash.”

“The hole in my heart matches the key I gave her, and I’d like it back, along with the key to my hope chest.”