“My love for you is shaped like a left foot. And if you pulled my love out of your ass you’d know that.”

“Does your manager know that you talk to your customers like this? (Blaine)If you’d like to talk to my mother, who owns this bar, my overindulgent brother, who manages it, or my father, who delights in kicking everyone’s ass around, about your treatment by me, just let me know and I’ll be more than happy to go get one of them for you. I know they’d just love to waste their time dealing with you. They’re real understanding that way. (Aimee)”

“My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?”

“Arum: But where will your arrogance be when we absorb your powers?Daemon: In the same place as my foot. You know, as in up your ass.”

“Of course I loved you, you saved my life. I wish you hadn’t I wish you hadn’t I wish you’d left me alone.”

“Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you’d just empty your money into my wallet.”