“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.”

“There were yogurt-colored clouds that afternoon, and I was there, blotting out your sun with a spoon.”

“If I had a necklace made out of tiny suns, I’d only wear it at night when you could really see it. Sadly, I don’t have a necklace like that. The closest thing I have is a necklace made out of those glow in the dark stars you stick to bedroom ceilings. But I only wear that on special occasions, like bedtime. 
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“If my semen had chunks of crumbled brick in it, would you use yogurt to try to impregnate your fireplace? 
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“Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanilla.”

“My love is made out of three things: the dawn, the sunrise, and redundancy. I poured you two glasses, which can easily and efficiently be drunk out of one cup.”

“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.”