“My love is as blue as the sky, and if I had to attach a time to it I’d say midnight.”

“Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.”

“Love is like a cloudless blue sky. That’s why I always carry an open umbrella.”

“I love the sunrise, but not as much as I love you. Will you pass me my midnight-black blindfold?”

“If I were a professor, I’d bring my cat to class. I’d be silent until it meowed, and as soon as it did, I’d stand up and say, “Lecture’s over.”

“If my name were Mememem, and I had just ran into someone who should have known my name but couldn’t recall it, I’d probably say, “I can’t believe you don’t remememember my name.”

“If trees had love, instead of leaves, I’d gladly rake you into a pile on my lawn and fall into you.”