“My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.”

“I made love with a cute woman yesterday. I would have made love with a gorgeous woman, but she was more expensive.”

“I’ll trade my formal neckwear for your love, if your love has an equal or greater value to $14.95.”

“My love for you is shaped like a left foot. And if you pulled my love out of your ass you’d know that.”

“The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?”

“I clench your love in my butt cheeks, along with all my hard-earned cash.”

“Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you’d just empty your money into my wallet.”