“My love is like the collision between a falling statue and still bird poop.”
“Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant.”
“She looked like a head-on collision between a fashion plate and a nightmare.”
“I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck”
“The statue stood quiet and still, like the silhouette of a tired mime.”
“In the collision between the past and future is a spark known as now.”