“My name is Dawn. It’s not a female name. I am Sunset’s brother.”

“Male or female, if my name were either Don or Dawn, I’d be up at sunrise to celebrate the glory that is me.”

“My name is Hope Happy, and I am a pessimist.”

“My name is Ron G. Am I wrong?”

“If I had my clone take a test for me, it’s likely I’d misspell my own name. And I’m terrible at remembering people’s names—even if that person is me.”

“My name is Two Dogs Wink While Chewing. It’s not an Indian name, nor one that reflects my cat-loving nature.”

“I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my name—my name represents me.”