“My name is Don, as in sunrise.”

“Male or female, if my name were either Don or Dawn, I’d be up at sunrise to celebrate the glory that is me.”

“The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.”

“I love the sunrise, but not as much as I love you. Will you pass me my midnight-black blindfold?”

“Going to bed at sunrise, I find a blindfold helps me sleep. Also, I like it when my kidnappers put pillows in the trunk.”

“A mafia don could snap his fingers and somebody would snap my neck. But when I snap my fingers, people start dancing. Or at least my clones would.”

“My name is my reputation. And all I have in this world is my name. Well, and my penis, which shoots out millions of other names.”