“My name is Hope Happy, and I am a pessimist.”

“My name is Dawn. It’s not a female name. I am Sunset’s brother.”

“My name is Ron G. Am I wrong?”

“Of all the pessimistic people, I am the most optimistic. I look forward to looking down on all the people looking up to me for answers from below.”

“Even though I know my own name (barely), I still sometimes write my name wrong. Usually it only happens when I write in cursive and am endorsing checks for money I can’t recall earning.”

“I knew a woman named Hope once, and boy did she fill me with her first name.”

“I tattooed my name on my buttocks, so you’d know what an ass I am. Also so either me or my clone could claim me, if I ever got lost.”