“My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late, and that she’s already part of some combo meal somewhere.”

“My lawyer’s name is Mr. Dentist. I have him on retainer. The police may think I’m crooked, but my teeth sure are straight!”

“I live 30 times faster and more intensely than most people, so every year is a whole generation for me. I’d like my combo meal with a side of long white beard, and I’d like it to go. Now, damnit! Fast food simply isn’t fast enough for me. I’m so quick that I need a refill on my drink, and I haven’t even taken a sip.”

“I murdered all my staff. I’m terribly sorry. I thought they were someone else (my wife).”

“I’m creative, I make up almost everything. But with all my creativity, I couldn’t make up with my wife.”

“My wife loves window shopping. As for me, I’m more into curtains.”

“Some people say I look like my mom, while others say I look more like my dad. I guess it all depends on what I’m wearing.”