“My name is my reputation. And all I have in this world is my name. Well, and my penis, which shoots out millions of other names.”

“My favorite tree is the Joshua tree, which is named after me. Well, it will be, once I change my name to Joshua.”

“I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my name—my name represents me.”

“If my name were Entist, I’d probably be a dentist. If my name were Dennis, I’d probably be into tennis. And if my name were Funnalingus, well, I’ll let you figure out what I’d enjoy.”

“My penis’ name is Pride. Pride is something every woman should be filled with.”

“If my name were Mememem, and I had just ran into someone who should have known my name but couldn’t recall it, I’d probably say, “I can’t believe you don’t remememember my name.”

“My name is Awesome Amazing. My middle name is Lee.”