“My name is my reputation. And all I have in this world is my name. Well, and my penis, which shoots out millions of other names.”
Jarod Kintz
This Book is Not for Sale
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“My favorite tree is the Joshua tree, which is named after me. Well, it will be, once I change my name to Joshua.”
Jarod Kintz
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom
“I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my name—my name represents me.”
Jarod Kintz
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
“Complicated” is my middle name.’ Actually, it’s not my middle name – any more than Malone is my last name. Whether Melody is really my first name is, well, complicated.”
Melody Malone
The Angel's Kiss: A Melody Malone Mystery
“If my name were Entist, I’d probably be a dentist. If my name were Dennis, I’d probably be into tennis. And if my name were Funnalingus, well, I’ll let you figure out what I’d enjoy.”
Jarod Kintz
$3.33
“My penis’ name is Pride. Pride is something every woman should be filled with.”
Jarod Kintz
This Book is Not for Sale