“My name is Two Dogs Wink While Chewing. It’s not an Indian name, nor one that reflects my cat-loving nature.”

“My name is Dawn. It’s not a female name. I am Sunset’s brother.”

“My first and last name is like a candy bar in your mouth that you can chew on as you say it.”

“Three Guys and a Goat is not a good name for a bed and breakfast. I know, because my two partners overruled my name suggestion.”

“My name is Meow. At least that’s what my cat calls me. But you can call me after nine.”

“If I had my clone take a test for me, it’s likely I’d misspell my own name. And I’m terrible at remembering people’s names—even if that person is me.”

“My children don’t even know my name, and it’s no excuse that they haven’t even been born yet.”