“My new book is going well. It’s practically writing itself! Actually, what I mean is I’m not writing it, my clone is.”

“It’s not you, it’s me.” This line could signify rejection, or it could be something I say in the future, when I’m talking to one of my clones about another one of my clones.”

“I’m an open book—an open book I’m still writing and editing. My book is a romance novel, sort of like The Secret.”

“My writing, it’s all I have. Well, aside from my health. And shelter, food, and clothing. Oh, and my cat.”

“Who inspires me to write? My clone. I just want him to appreciate me as a person.”

“I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.”

“I want to drown in all the ink used to write positive things about my clone and how great he is.”