“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.”

“How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands.”

“My penis is seven. Not years old or even inches. No, my genitalia is the prime number seven. Isn’t that odd?”

“I enjoy the small things in life. Like my penis.”

“Let my hand be a blanket for my penis.
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“I’m a magician. I can make food appear—and out of my penis, no less.”

“Everybody who is 100 was at one time 25. But not everybody who is 25 will live to see 100. Likewise, everyone who has a big nose at onetime had a small nose. However, not everyone with a small nose also has a small penis.”