“My rules are as follows: don’t follow, unless there’s a fire. And in that case, follow from the front.”

“A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just follow the bricks—and follow the money. 
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“I’m a dyslexic dancer. Instead of leading the women, I follow. Quick, cab driver, follow that woman!”

“Lead is to lead as follow is to follow. And lead is to lead as a type of metal is to a type of metal. Which brings me to my point: To love is to lead with your heart, while allowing your ego to sink like lead.
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“I’m like a walking maze. Follow me.”

“Language is the proper way to communicate, followed closely by five balled up fingers forming a fist and flying at a face. Violence is never the answer—unless the question is: What the fuck are you going to do about it?”

“I wish the masses of people would all follow my advice, because I'd throw it off a cliff.”