“My sex life is Ok. Specifically, Oklahoma City.”

“My girlfriend Likes Sex and the City. Trouble is, I live in the country.”

“My friend had sex with half of all the women in the city. I think he had sex with the lower half of all the women.”

“In my life I haven’t done anything worth writing about, but that’s OK. That’s why I write fiction.”

“If you expect others to think for you, then you expect others to live your life for you. And I’m sorry, but the only person I’ll let live my life for me is my clone. He thinks like me, so I’m OK with him thinking for me.”

“On the card I wrote, “Thinking of you,” and the picture was of my erect penis. I hope my local congressman got it OK.”

“My coffee cup didn’t come with a sleeve, but that’s OK, because I’m wearing a tank top.”