“My sex life is Ok. Specifically, Oklahoma City.”
“My girlfriend Likes Sex and the City. Trouble is, I live in the country.”
“My friend had sex with half of all the women in the city. I think he had sex with the lower half of all the women.”
“I noticed that the houses in Fort Smith were numbered but it was no city at all compared to Little Rock. I thought then and still think that Fort Smith ought to be in Oklahoma instead of Arkansas...”
“This is your brain. This is your brain on Oklahoma!”
“My favourite setting is Italy, specifically Venice, because it is there that I met my husband, who is Venetian. I used it as the setting for Virtue and Vice, Enchantment in Venice, and Seduced by Innocence. Apart from Venice, my favourite city is Rome.”