“My skyscraper of a heart met an earthquake of a woman. Why can’t I meet a simple window washer? My love is a hundred stories tall—and I wrote every single one of those stories.”

“I am the earthquake of love. How you feel is my fault.”

“You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.”

“If I can’t see the bottom, I don’t know how much is left. Why does my love have to be so thick? I suppose because it keeps the engine of your heart running smooth.
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“My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster.”

“My #love stories have happy endings, because I stop the tales before dejection, dementia, and death occur.”

“I kiss like a skyscraper meets the sky, only with less scraping and more vertigo.”