“My wallet isn’t empty—it’s full of hope. Thanks, Obama!”
“Never go grocery shopping with a full wallet and a empty stomach.”
“My wallet was empty after the charity auction. Of course, my wallet was empty before the auction too. I donated my time and money to strippers.”
“The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of. My art is so conceptual that not only do I not tell, but I don’t even show. All I do is sign the canvas and try to sell it.”
“Half full or half empty, just be thankful if your glass has anything in it at all.”
“I sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope.”