“My wallet was empty after the charity auction. Of course, my wallet was empty before the auction too. I donated my time and money to strippers.”
“Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you’d just empty your money into my wallet.”
“My wallet isn’t empty—it’s full of hope. Thanks, Obama!”
“I’d rather fail to try than try and fail. But, then, I am a coward who votes with my wallet, which is always empty.”
“Never go grocery shopping with a full wallet and a empty stomach.”
“For people living in fear, moderation just doesn't cut it. And most of the people in my world are fearful. It's like keeping a piggy bank when you never empty your wallet in the first place.”