“My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time.”

“I thought she was older than she was, and I thought she was younger than she was. She looked older, but she acted younger, so no matter what her age was, I was surprised by it.”

“If I aged twice as fast and lived twice as long as a normal person, would I be Wisdom Man?”

“When I wear my wedding ring I think of her. I also think of my wife.”

“At my ten-year high school reunion, I was voted best looking. Of course, there were two people in my high school, and while I wasn’t the best looking, my brother was two years younger and therefore not in my graduating class.”

“I’m about to cross a time zone, and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, maybe I can catch up to the love of my youth.”

“I want to meet the girl of my dreams, and then immediately try to sleep with her—for between six to eight hours.”