“My workout partner is a cat. We nap together. He spots me a place, and keeps it warm, and then as soon as I spot him I go to him and cuddle.”

“When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot of tea on my shirt.”

“I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leopard was also spotted.
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“I drive by the spot of my injury, because each time I do, the pain lessens, and it teaches me a lesson.”

“I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.”

“I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk.”

“For as long as I can remember, I’ve always been a cat guy. Every night as I go to sleep, I have this particular fantasy I indulge in. Most men dream about naked women, but not me. I dream about being isolated in a mountainous forest in the middle of winter, and all I have to stay warm is a single blanket and a cat. In my mind I curl up like a ball with Cap’n tucked in close as we keep each other warm despite the fierce winds raging like a bull around us. Then, after about five minutes of this, we are rescued by a helicopter full of nude models.”