“No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.”
“You can bail water 24/7, and no matter how good you are at not sinking, you still have a hole in your boat.”
“I sink you, that I will not be sunk by you.”
“Until the moment she actually sinks, the Titanic is unsinkable.”
“Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies.”
“Never name a ship after your wife in one of your novels, then sink it in the next chapter...”