“Nonstop sunny days would be boring. We need the gloom to highlight the highs.”

“A miracle every day would cease to be miraculous—it would be mundane. Though even a boring sunset is still glorious.”

“People think I’m all gloom and doom all the time. I’m not. I also have bad days where I’m pessimistic.”

“To fly is to swim in the air, and a brick could be used as an as example to highlight man’s failure to fishbird.
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“If there’s a 50% chance of rain, I guess it means it’ll be half sunny. Relationships are similar, with my love being sunny and your love being cloudy.”

“A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA, it would be boring. But compared to boxing, it would be downright thrilling. 
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“I need your compliments to feed my ego, because it’s bored of mac and cheese. And honestly, so am I.”