“North, south, east, west, I need to find a nude erection to point the way.”

“Slowly, very slowly, like two unhurried compass needles, the feet turned towards the right; north, north-east, east, south-east, south, south-south-west; then paused, and after a few seconds, turned as unhurriedly back towards the left. South-south-west, south, south-east, east...”

“The basketball team was trailing by three points. I trail by four points—north, south, east, and west. I also trail by covered wagon.”

“North was only a direction indicated by a compass--if a man had one, that is, for otherwise there was no north or south or east or west; there was only the brooding desolation.”

“Connection is like the Earth! We create at the north, we connect at the east, we network at the south and communicate at the west.”

“A one-winged bird does not fly south for the winter. It flies south, west, north, and east, over and over. That’s how I feel when I’m in love, only I walk.”