“Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face.”

“I work as a husband, but I’m also trying to get employment as a neighbor. Sugar anyone?”

“I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a job.
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“I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called Job.”

“If I offer you a glass of water, and bring back a cup of ice, I’m trying to teach you patience. And also that sometimes you get ice with no water, and later you’ll get water with no ice. Ah, but that’s life, no?
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“It’s 3:33 am as I’m writing this down on loose sheets of printer paper. I’m in the back office sitting behind the manager’s desk, just enjoying the good life. In essence, this job enables me to be a real writer, because here I am writing, and getting paid to do it.”

“A preacher’s job is preaching. So how come he gets to work on the day of rest?”