“Nothing says I forgive you like a punch in the face.”
“If you say “I don't read” like it's something to be proud of, punch yourself in the face repeatedly.”
“First time I got punched in the face, I was like, 'Oh no!' but then I was like, 'This is a story.”
“Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face?- How is a hamburger supposed to punch me in the face?Just say that it can. Would you bother? Or would you eat something else?”
“And about Shane, I swear, if he doesn't snap out of it, I'm going to punch him in the face. Well, punch him in the face and then run like hell." - Eve Rosser”
“Look at it this way: I might be saying you're fat, but at least I'm not punching you in the face.'Are those the only options?'Not always. Just sometimes.”