“Nothing says I forgive you like a punch in the face.”

“I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldn’t tell because I was already sitting in the nosebleed section.”

“A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face. 
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“When I didn’t know him I punched him in the face. The best part about him is his nose.”

“There’s nothing funny about war. Well, aside from this joke Orafoura told me: What did WWI say to WWII? I wish I could tell you the punch line, but the restaurant was so noisy that I didn’t hear it. But I laughed anyway, because I’ll bet it was pretty funny.”

“I don’t punch walls, because walls don’t punch back. I also don’t punch things that can and do punch back.
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“I punched him 14 times in the face, and he didn’t even try to hit me back. He wasn’t a pacifist, but he was already as dead as a slab of meat.”