“Of all the flowers from a rose to a carnation, I’d die for reincarnation.”

“If I were to come back in another life, I’d like to be reincarnated as my own clone.”

“Flower coffee—less caffeinated, more romantic. I wanted to be with her, but when I was, I felt like I’d rather wither.”

“I’d like to assess all the asses on the beach. By hand. I should try to get a sponsorship from an oven mitt manufacturer.”

“If my life’s work could fit on a stamp, I’d want you to lick it before I die.”

“I made an agreement with the fish. They’d give up their lives, if I’d eat every one that died for me.”

“She loves me. She must, because she left flowers in the fridge from her date. She knows how I love flower salad.”