“Of all the things God created, from sunrises and rainbows, to black holes and humor, cats are the most fascinating to me.
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“I love the sunrise, but not as much as I love you. Will you pass me my midnight-black blindfold?”

“Black holes are darker than magic markers, but not as black as my mood.”

“I'm sort of a girly guy in that I love cats, rainbows, sunsets, flowers, trees, and sex. But not sex with trees.”

“I had a dream where I lost Cap’n among the hundreds of black and white cats and they all looked nearly identical to him. It was such a sad dream that it made me drool out of my eyes.
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“I’m a big cat lover, so I thought it’d be cool to join the Black Panther party. But can you believe it, those fucking honkies wouldn’t let me in.”

“I am the rainbow of love. Even if things get stormy, you know you can count on me. Call me Roy G. Biv, and I’ll ride you like a pony.”