“Of all the ways to murder someone, slowly, over the course of about 75 years or so, is the best way to not get caught. Nobody, not even Sherlock Holmes, would suspect a thing.”

“There are many ways to kill someone. I prefer laughter, and doing it slowly, over the course of 70 years or so.”

“You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to read the body language that people’s homes present.”

“The whole world is dying. Just too slowly and naturally for my liking. Somebody should poison the food by genetically modifying it somehow. But even if that happened, nobody would be stupid enough to buy it—let alone eat it—would they?”

“I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it.”

“Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years.”

“I want to steal 100 years. If I get caught, it’ll be the trial of the century.”