“On any job application I ever do, if they want my references, I always list the Bible.”

“I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called Job.”

“Nevertheless, should you have any doubts that we are stating sound doctrines, look up the references and see exactly what the Bible says and believe it in preference to any man. You cannot go wrong with this kind of advice. But in doing this, be sure you adhere to what is written, and that you do not let preconceived ideas cause you to be biased on any point. Do not try to make the Bible conform to your ideas. Always reconcile your ideas to the Bible. Let the plain language of the references given be read and understood in the same literal way that we would understand similar statements in any other book”

“If I had a clone, I could list myself as a character reference.”

“The Bible says that the Cross offends. If you are offended, I am doing my job. If you are attracted to Christ, the Spirit is doing his work. - Bruce Barnes”

“I don't do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order out of chaos.”