“On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men.
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“But have you ever overheard two women discussing men? Men are crude liars, comparing their drabs, but women - I'd rather have [an] anatomist dissect me alive than to listen to the things the ladies say about us when they think they are alone.”

“Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.”

“All men are liars, said Roberta Muldoon, who knew this was true because she had once been a man.”

“Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. ”

“I know men and women. An honourable man is an honourable man, and a liar is a liar; both are born and not made. One cannot change to the other any more than that same old leopard can change its spots.After a man tells a woman the first untruth of that sort, the others come piling thick, fast, and mountain high.”