“On Halloween I like to scare up business the old fashioned way: with flyers, business cards, and electroshock therapy while wearing spooky masks.”
“Good, old-fashioned ways keep hearts sweet, heads sane, hands busy.”
“We were young. We were bored. And the old electroshock therapy machine was just under the stairs in a box next to the Hoover.”
“Show business is the best possible therapy for remorse.”
“Truax held up a business card. Randolph “The Hammer” Tinker Attorney at Law “I nail justice in the face.”
“I wish every day could be Halloween. We could all wear masks all the time. Then we could walk around and get to know each other before we got to see what we looked like under the masks.”