“On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.”
“If you don't read my book, I'm not coming to your birthday party.”
“It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet.”
“At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I opened the cages where I keep my clones and I let myself go, all 333 versions of myself.”
“When I think about my clone, random songs pop into my head. Songs like, “Happy Birthday.” Will he celebrate the same birthday as me? He’d better, because without me, there’d be nothing for him to celebrate.”
“My advice for life: dance and sing your song while the party is still on.”