“One plus love equals lonely.”

“Put the number seven in front of a mirror and what do you have? If you answered 77, then perhaps you talk to yourself in the mirror, and wait for a response from your reflection. Seven standing in front of a mirror equals seven. Two plus two equals yes. Two minus two equals maybe. And yes minus maybe equals four.”

“Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through.”

“Love is 3:33 am plus 360 degrees plus 365 days, minus 12:34 pm. I ought to know, because I weighed it myself.”

“Love equals 9X+1Y-4Z, with XYZ representing whatever.”

“I’ll trade my formal neckwear for your love, if your love has an equal or greater value to $14.95.”

“A tie is a win for more than one person. But a tie is also a loss equally shared by two or more people.
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