“Onions enhance the flavor of food, and the taste of my kisses.
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“Beer has that Olympic medal color,” Rot replied, “but does it have a winning taste? I’d hardly call silver a champion flavor. No, I’ll stick to my red wine.”

“If jellybeans came in a broader flavor base that included emotions too, I’d avoid the red ones, because they would taste like rage.”

“If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs).”

“In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense.”

“I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction.”

“My soul is invisible, like an anorexic’s dinner, but it sure enhances how I feel about my body.”