“Orafoura was yelling at his dog (not a German shepherd) in German, and I thought, “I didn’t realize dogs can speak German.”
“Thus the headstrong German Shepherd dog, Fritz, and Moritz, the Barbaryy ape, innocently and gallantly defending his mate, plunge Greece into a political void.”
“The dehydrator blows warm air on your food for hours, sometimes days. It reminds me of the temperature and intensity of dog's breath. So imagine a German shepherd exhaling on your fruit for a weekend.”
“To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German.”
“In order to pass the time I told him the story of the German who ate the other German whom he’d met on the internet.”
“The Japanese are easily influenced,Italian's are infectious,And German's are German's wherever they go.”