“Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanilla.”

“I need love. Here’s a list of other things I need: eggs, butter, flour, and sugar. I’m making a cake for the woman I love—and another one for my lover.”

“You may have to dish out more love than me, but I have more love to dish out. Also, it’s your turn to wash dishes.”

“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.”

“My love is made out of three things: the dawn, the sunrise, and redundancy. I poured you two glasses, which can easily and efficiently be drunk out of one cup.”

“On the frozen tundra, I milked a cow and pumped out ice cream. Strangely, it had chunks of strawberries in it.”

“I work as a husband, but I’m also trying to get employment as a neighbor. Sugar anyone?”