“Pa extended his paw as if to say, “I’m here, and I’m human.” What else could I do but say, “Meow.”
“I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?”
“When I’m tired, I say, “I’m calling it a night.” Well, what else am I going to call it? Nathan?”
“I’m sorry ma’am,” I said. Really, I had no idea what else to say. I’d spent the weekend caught up in an epic battle to save humanity, and now… jean shorts?”
“I’m in love with someone else,” he says. “But she’s gone. And I—”
“At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.”