“Pants don’t walk without legs in them. Let that be a lesson in love.”
“Don’t search for a void to fill. Find a vacuum to carpet. Let this be a lesson in love.”
“I walk like I have tornadoes for legs. Let us make love like Kansas.”
“Don’t tempt me. Now, what are you wearing?”“A hoodie and drawstring pants too, I guess.”“Anything underneath?”“I don’t typically walk around without underwear.”“Typically?”“Only on special occasions.”“Christ. I meant under your hoodie”
“There are often great lessons to be learned at the roots of stress, drama, and heartache. Don’t let the magnitude of the circumstance blind you to the value of the lesson.”
“Yes, but knee pants are so much more flattering. You can see my legs."You want people to see your legs?"I have very nice legs!" We both paused to admire them for a moment.”