“People don’t blush when they’re embarrassed. White people blush when they’re embarrassed. Why so embarrassed, white people? Any skeletons in your closet? Oh yeah, that’s right—we’ve got more skeletons in our closet than anybody.”

“Sunburns are so embarrassing that they always make me blush all over.”

“Things aren’t often what they appear to be at first blush. But embarrassment is.”

“I want a white car that turns red when I’m embarrassed.”

“I want to say something so embarrassing about September that even the leaves start blushing and turning red.”

“He’s pale, bald, and bony. He looks like a skeleton. And that, my friend, is precisely why I keep him in my closet.”

“A brick could be used as a Blushometer. To find out how embarrassed you are, just measure you blushing cheeks against the rouge of a brick. 
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