“People who have knickknacks are people people. Some are even named Nick.”

“I'm not famous, but some people know me by name. Other people know me by number. That number is four.”

“Some people should have stopped singing in the 60s, even if they were born in the 80s.”

“Some people work to live, and other people live to work. Then some people, like me, are both unemployed and alive (at least at the time of this writing).
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“I hate when people say primitive people didn’t even have running water. What do they call rivers?”

“I accept all people—even the people I find unacceptable.”

“Love happens to some people, sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. I’m a person like those people.”