“Pick a number between one to ten. Now, pick the number that you think I picked you to pick.
”

“Somebody dialed the wrong number trying to reach me, but I didn’t pick up because I didn’t recognize the number, or the legitimacy of the situation.”

“My baby nephew is a real ladies man. He doesn't need to pick up women. They pick him up.”

“If you’re going to hold a grudge, at least put on an oven mitt before you pick it up.”

“If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave.”

“I fell in love, but she wasn’t there to pick me up. So I took a taxi.”

“If you’re at the bar trying to pick up women, remember: bend at the knees.”