“Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.”
“Republican and Democrat are simply two different factions of the same ruling party, and their congressional battles are primarily over political spoils, not political ideology”
“The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.”
“It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.”
“I'm not Democrat or Republican: I Vote Entrepreneur”
“Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.”