“Politicians are people with easy answers for hard problems.”

“America’s problem, in a word, is politicians. In two words, it’s politicians and lobbyists. In three words, it’s politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And finally, in four words, it’s politicians, lobbyists, lawyers, and bankers.”

“It’s hard to hear over the racket of gunfire. Politicians want to talk about war, but the people want to talk about peace.”

“The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s about 50 weeks too short.
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“Guns don’t kill people. Politicians with sharp tongues do.”

“The best time to complain is right after you’ve come up with a solution to the problem. Pose the questions, present the answers, and then pose nude while the people make statues out of you in veneration.”

“I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.”