“Politicians think the only way out of a hole is to keep digging.”

“The best way to dig yourself out of a hole, is with a dead guy’s fingernails. Then, once you’re out of the hole, finish burying that dead guy before the cops arrive.”

“I don’t think he’s dumber than a politician. But only because it’s not possible to be dumber than a politician.”

“I need to dig a hole the size of the Grand Canyon to bury all of my problems.”

“When I hear a politician has died in a car accident, I think, “How tragic! Even if the car suffered only a small dent, it makes me want to cry out to God in despair.”

“It’s not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligent to be politicians.”

“I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest.
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