“Question for your life: If love existed an octave above where your vocal range ended, would you buy a dog whistle to get my attention?”

“Question for your life: If the man of your dreams existed in two dimensions only, would you try to print duplicates of him?”

“My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?”

“Question for your life: If love covered as much of the earth’s surface as the oceans, would you still urinate in your wetsuit?”

“Question for your life: What is the price of love, and would you rather tally it with an abacus or an early 90s calculator watch?”

“Question for your life: If we were to kiss passionately for 30 minutes, would you refill my oxygen tank in the process?”

“My forehead is starting to get wrinkled, but you’d hardly notice it because all the wrinkles in my shirt would distract your attention from my face.”