“Question for your life: If Ted Kennedy made it to heaven, do you think he’s pleased with the fact that Jesus can turn water into wine?”

“A brick could be used for pressing grapes into wine, and a magician could then cover up that wine with a blanket and turn wine into water.
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“Question for your life: If you could change War’s name, do you think you’d change its nature?”

“I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.”

“I have bread, water, and love—what more can a man ask for? How about pasta, wine, and sex.”

“I am the kangaroo of love. Do you question it? You can take your skepticism and stuff it straight down my pouch.”

“As our bodies are mostly made of water, I’d rather be hungry than thirsty. And as love is mostly made up of sugar water, I’d rather be a hummingbird caged in your heart.”